ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
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The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
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when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
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son, your mother and i are very concerned
i never laughed at two cats harder before
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