craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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to the people who are following me

• thank you
• im sorry

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meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

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bedazzlemebro:

Such Great Heights (Cover) - Iron & Wine

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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themizujosh:

is that amanda bynes

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manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

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edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

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